Earth Day continued

So when Liam and I went to the park in the morning to pick up trash, there was the lady from 4H, the master knitter. She had us sign in, get some gloves, and plastic garbage bags–two each, one for recyclables and one for trash. I immediately tried to con Liam into he’d have one bad and I would have the other. I would do the recyclables, he the trash. I make no distinction.
And it was fine, we went about our business, picking up. When we were done, blast! the knitting lady was right there at the trash! How was I going to dump my unsorted bag? I just quickly did both our bags while she wasn’t looking.